blurbs

grenade, bruno mars:
boy loves girl and hurts because she doesnt love him back. he tells her he'd catch a grenade for her, jump in front of a train, throw his head on the blade, do anything, go through pain, even take a bullet through his brain, and die for her but she wont do the same.

stuttering, fefe dobson:
boyfriend lies to girlfriend so she says theres lots i can forgive but i cant forgive a liar and if he cant be honest with her then shes afraid this is the end.

before he cheats, carrie underwood:
boyfriend cheats on carrie and she gets super pissed and goes to the bar while hes on a date and digs her key into the side of his pretty little 4 wheel drive carves her name into his legacy, takes a louisville slugger to both headlights, and slashes a hole in all four tires in hopes that next time he'll think before he cheats.

break your heart, taio cruz
taio explains that he may not be the worst or the best but you gotta at least respect that hes honest. he also explains that he might break your heart but theres nobody as bomb as he so even tho it may be ludacris but deal with it.

every rose has its thorn, miley cyrus:
miley tells boyfriend that they both lost somethin in the dead of the night because even tho they are laying next to eachother they feel miles apart. she asks if it was something she did or something she said but then she realizes nothing happened they jus have to accept that every rose has its thorn.

adaptation

hey im kesha. im hot and dangerous, i make hipsters fall in love, and i got jesus on my necklace. lookin sick and sexified.. so lets go. tonight were goin hard, jus like the world is ours, were tearin it apart, you know were superstars, we are who we are..

a heros journy

Ordinary world: wake up, do chores, get sassed by step mother and step sisters, go to bed.


Call to adventure: the prince is throwing a ball and everyone is invited to attend.


Refusal to call: step mother gives cinderella too many chores and she cant finish in time to go to the ball.


Meeting the mentor: cinderella meets her fairy godmother.


Crossing the threshold: disobeys her step mother and goes to the ball with the help of godmother.


Test,allies,and enimies: step sisters, step mother, home before midnight.


Approch the inmost cave: clock strikes midnight and cinderella has to flee before the magic wears out.


The ordeal: prince cant find his cinderella.


Reward: cinderellas shoe falls off in the midst of flee and he finds it and devises a plan to find her.


Road back: prince comes and has every maiden try on the glass slipper to find the perfect fit.


Resurection: cinderella puts on the shoe and it fits!


Return with elixer: cinderella and prince charming get married and live happily ever after!! :)

impulse 2

1: sooo... we took a vote and your outta the band. sorry dude.

2: oh? didnt know we were in a band..?

1: yeah... well we are...

2: so really you guys started a band, didnt tell me, and now your kicking me out?

1: yep thats exactly what im doing.

2: oh well you guys arent even good i dont wanna be in your band anyway

1: and thats where your wrong. we jus signed with j. timberlake and his boy band two days ago. were scheduled to play at his biggest boy band anniversary bash in 6 years.

2: screw you dude.

top.10.sixers.

50 Cent and B.I.G. my nigga
-50 cent&biggie

Im breakin dishes up in here.
-Rihanna

This time baby ill be bulletproof.
-La Roux

With nothin but your T-shirt on.
-Shontelle

who's got your money now.
-Tina Parol

Dancin' when the stars go blue.
Tim Mcgraw

If you wanna be my lover.
-Spice Girls

You aint fu**in wit my dougie!
-California Swag District

This right here is my swagg.
-Soulja Boy

My life be like ooh ahhh.
-The Gritz

song lyrics: teenage dream

Plot: Katy and a boy falling in love and acting like teenagers again.

Setting: California, beach.

Characters: Katy && her boyfriend.

Conflict: She loves this guy so she gives up everything and runs away with him like they're teenagers again.

Theme: Love makes you feel young.

dialogue

1-hey mannn
2-yooo dudeee
1-like what should we do today mannnn
2-yoo i dunno dudeeee
1-lets go to nickle cade braa!
2-awhhh yeahhh mannn thats tightt dudeee
1-im sooo stoked dudee this is gonna be tight
2-yeaaa we could go hit up the babes and get pizza and stuff
1-dudee ya man good i dea dudee
2-well lets go dudee
1-i dont wanna move mann
2-oohh alright dawgg lets jus kick it here
1-yeaaa thats chill dudee
2-yeaaaa mannn

Im thinking about you like milk thinks about a cookie. Like baseball thinks about the newest rookie. Like Jersey Shore thinks about Snookie. Im thinking about you like 3 thinks about 4. Like waves think about crashing up on the shore. Like pimps think about their very favorite whore. Im thinking about you like race cars think about speed. Like the black slaves thought about getting freed. Like the bookworm thinks about the next book hes gonna read. And im thinking about you like Obama thinks about change. Like the new kid at school thinks about fitting in but he jus cant cause awkward and strange. Like the nosy neighbors think about the lonely guy next door and how they think hes deranged. Im thinking about you like rock thinks about roll. Like push thinks about pull. Like bright thinks about dull. Im thinking about you jr high thinks about puberty. Like todlers think about mammas kisses fixing their hurty. Like hicks think about the girls that are purty. I guess you could say, im kinda thinkin about you.

bad poetry.

your jobs a joke
i like to drink coke.
cotton eyed joe
was a big fat hoe.
a licky boom boom down
im sick of looking at your frown.
im shopping for new clothes and kicks
sometimes my dad uses toothpicks.
well heres my poem i know that it sucks
soo... im jus gonna go get in bath tub and play with my ducks.

Direct Orders.

you have been given direct orders to rock the freak out.
i want you to rock out like you just got new songs on your ipod and you have nothing to do but listen to them over and over. rock out like your boss just gave you a promotion and a fattie raise. rock out like your dad just took you to get ice cream. rock out like you just found the cure for cancer. rock out so hard it hurts. rock out like your a chain smoker and you just went your first full day without a ciggerette in 16 years. rock out like your driving a race car as fast as you can to your favorite place. rock out like your lost dog just came home. rock out like cant stop. rock out like you just got your first kiss and it was with the girl youve basically stalked for the last 3 years. rock out like your boyfriend just brought you roses for no good reason. rock out like you just found your lucky pen. rock out like your a bird flying through the sky. rock out like your bestfriend just got in a plane crash, and lived.  
rock out with your cock out cause if your not, your not doin it right.

Shake the dust.

this is for the fat girls.
this is for the pretty girls.
this is for the girls that are only attracted to girls.
shake the dust.
this is for that emo kid sitting alone in the 700 hall during lunch.
this is for the awkward shy boys.
this is for the kid that always strikes out.
shake the dust.
this is for the this is for the jobless father.
this is for the drug dealer that sits on the corner.
and this is for the wannabes that never will be.
shake the dust.
this is for you single moms.
this is for the poor, sick, and the needy.
this is for the rich guy that wipes his ass with benjamins jus because he can.
shake the dust.
this is for the girls 16 and pregnant.
this is for the invisible.
this is for you.
shake the dust.
and not only is this for you but this is for the races.
and for the genders.
 this is for the people.
shake the dust.
shake the dust because if you dont, eventually your gonna become the dust. and you'll blow away in the wind. like the dandy lions. planting seeds of boring, useless dust on everyone you meet. so shake the dust and shake it hard. so hard your whole body goes numb but you dont care. you dont care because you know its worth it.

Im Thinking About You.

Im thinking about you like thugs think bout the hood. Like woodpeckers think about wood. Like fat kids think about cake that taste good.  Im thinking about you like trains think about tracks. Like concrete thinks about cracks. Like children think about snacks.  Im thinking about you like moms think about babies. Like Hercules thinks about Haties. Like men think about ladies.  Im thinking about you like fish think about water. Like the sun thinks about getting hotter. Like a son thinks about becoming his father. Im thinking about you like mice think about cheese. Like dogs think about fleas. Like vegitarians think about peas. Im thinking about you like a speedo thinks about the pool. Like the nerds and losers think about ways to get cool. Like a toolbox thinks about a tool. Im thinking about you like everyday. Im thinking about you in every single way. Im thinking about you and im not afraid to say.

Love Is...

1. love is fate. everything happens for a reason.
2. love is a secret.
3. love is a traffic jam. sometimes you cruise along and sometimes your stopped.
4. love is an endless song.
5. love is a price tag.
6. love is a ticking clock. cherish every moment.
7. love is a knot in your shoelace. if you trip and fall, get back up and re-tie the bow.
8. love is beautiful.
9. love is unexplained.
10. love is a selfless.

About me....

So im Tony Hawk. Im fun, happy, and outgoing. i dont skateboard but im pretty good at tony hawk underground pro skater on ps2.