blurbs

grenade, bruno mars:
boy loves girl and hurts because she doesnt love him back. he tells her he'd catch a grenade for her, jump in front of a train, throw his head on the blade, do anything, go through pain, even take a bullet through his brain, and die for her but she wont do the same.

stuttering, fefe dobson:
boyfriend lies to girlfriend so she says theres lots i can forgive but i cant forgive a liar and if he cant be honest with her then shes afraid this is the end.

before he cheats, carrie underwood:
boyfriend cheats on carrie and she gets super pissed and goes to the bar while hes on a date and digs her key into the side of his pretty little 4 wheel drive carves her name into his legacy, takes a louisville slugger to both headlights, and slashes a hole in all four tires in hopes that next time he'll think before he cheats.

break your heart, taio cruz
taio explains that he may not be the worst or the best but you gotta at least respect that hes honest. he also explains that he might break your heart but theres nobody as bomb as he so even tho it may be ludacris but deal with it.

every rose has its thorn, miley cyrus:
miley tells boyfriend that they both lost somethin in the dead of the night because even tho they are laying next to eachother they feel miles apart. she asks if it was something she did or something she said but then she realizes nothing happened they jus have to accept that every rose has its thorn.

adaptation

hey im kesha. im hot and dangerous, i make hipsters fall in love, and i got jesus on my necklace. lookin sick and sexified.. so lets go. tonight were goin hard, jus like the world is ours, were tearin it apart, you know were superstars, we are who we are..

a heros journy

Ordinary world: wake up, do chores, get sassed by step mother and step sisters, go to bed.


Call to adventure: the prince is throwing a ball and everyone is invited to attend.


Refusal to call: step mother gives cinderella too many chores and she cant finish in time to go to the ball.


Meeting the mentor: cinderella meets her fairy godmother.


Crossing the threshold: disobeys her step mother and goes to the ball with the help of godmother.


Test,allies,and enimies: step sisters, step mother, home before midnight.


Approch the inmost cave: clock strikes midnight and cinderella has to flee before the magic wears out.


The ordeal: prince cant find his cinderella.


Reward: cinderellas shoe falls off in the midst of flee and he finds it and devises a plan to find her.


Road back: prince comes and has every maiden try on the glass slipper to find the perfect fit.


Resurection: cinderella puts on the shoe and it fits!


Return with elixer: cinderella and prince charming get married and live happily ever after!! :)

impulse 2

1: sooo... we took a vote and your outta the band. sorry dude.

2: oh? didnt know we were in a band..?

1: yeah... well we are...

2: so really you guys started a band, didnt tell me, and now your kicking me out?

1: yep thats exactly what im doing.

2: oh well you guys arent even good i dont wanna be in your band anyway

1: and thats where your wrong. we jus signed with j. timberlake and his boy band two days ago. were scheduled to play at his biggest boy band anniversary bash in 6 years.

2: screw you dude.