Friday, October 29, 2010

dialogue

1-hey mannn
2-yooo dudeee
1-like what should we do today mannnn
2-yoo i dunno dudeeee
1-lets go to nickle cade braa!
2-awhhh yeahhh mannn thats tightt dudeee
1-im sooo stoked dudee this is gonna be tight
2-yeaaa we could go hit up the babes and get pizza and stuff
1-dudee ya man good i dea dudee
2-well lets go dudee
1-i dont wanna move mann
2-oohh alright dawgg lets jus kick it here
1-yeaaa thats chill dudee
2-yeaaaa mannn

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Im thinking about you like milk thinks about a cookie. Like baseball thinks about the newest rookie. Like Jersey Shore thinks about Snookie. Im thinking about you like 3 thinks about 4. Like waves think about crashing up on the shore. Like pimps think about their very favorite whore. Im thinking about you like race cars think about speed. Like the black slaves thought about getting freed. Like the bookworm thinks about the next book hes gonna read. And im thinking about you like Obama thinks about change. Like the new kid at school thinks about fitting in but he jus cant cause awkward and strange. Like the nosy neighbors think about the lonely guy next door and how they think hes deranged. Im thinking about you like rock thinks about roll. Like push thinks about pull. Like bright thinks about dull. Im thinking about you jr high thinks about puberty. Like todlers think about mammas kisses fixing their hurty. Like hicks think about the girls that are purty. I guess you could say, im kinda thinkin about you.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

bad poetry.

your jobs a joke
i like to drink coke.
cotton eyed joe
was a big fat hoe.
a licky boom boom down
im sick of looking at your frown.
im shopping for new clothes and kicks
sometimes my dad uses toothpicks.
well heres my poem i know that it sucks
soo... im jus gonna go get in bath tub and play with my ducks.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Direct Orders.

you have been given direct orders to rock the freak out.
i want you to rock out like you just got new songs on your ipod and you have nothing to do but listen to them over and over. rock out like your boss just gave you a promotion and a fattie raise. rock out like your dad just took you to get ice cream. rock out like you just found the cure for cancer. rock out so hard it hurts. rock out like your a chain smoker and you just went your first full day without a ciggerette in 16 years. rock out like your driving a race car as fast as you can to your favorite place. rock out like your lost dog just came home. rock out like cant stop. rock out like you just got your first kiss and it was with the girl youve basically stalked for the last 3 years. rock out like your boyfriend just brought you roses for no good reason. rock out like you just found your lucky pen. rock out like your a bird flying through the sky. rock out like your bestfriend just got in a plane crash, and lived.  
rock out with your cock out cause if your not, your not doin it right.

Shake the dust.

this is for the fat girls.
this is for the pretty girls.
this is for the girls that are only attracted to girls.
shake the dust.
this is for that emo kid sitting alone in the 700 hall during lunch.
this is for the awkward shy boys.
this is for the kid that always strikes out.
shake the dust.
this is for the this is for the jobless father.
this is for the drug dealer that sits on the corner.
and this is for the wannabes that never will be.
shake the dust.
this is for you single moms.
this is for the poor, sick, and the needy.
this is for the rich guy that wipes his ass with benjamins jus because he can.
shake the dust.
this is for the girls 16 and pregnant.
this is for the invisible.
this is for you.
shake the dust.
and not only is this for you but this is for the races.
and for the genders.
 this is for the people.
shake the dust.
shake the dust because if you dont, eventually your gonna become the dust. and you'll blow away in the wind. like the dandy lions. planting seeds of boring, useless dust on everyone you meet. so shake the dust and shake it hard. so hard your whole body goes numb but you dont care. you dont care because you know its worth it.